"Your life is not an episode of Skins. Things will never look quite as good as they do in a faded, sun-drenched Polaroid; your days are not an editorial from Lula. Your life is not a Sofia Coppola movie, or a Chuck Palahniuk novel, or a Charles Bukowski poem. Grace Coddington isn’t your creative director. Bon Iver and Joy Division don’t play softly in the background at appropriate moments. Your hysterical teenage diary isn’t a work of art. Your room probably isn’t Selby material. Your life isn’t a Tumblr screencap. Every word that comes out of your mouth will not be beautiful and poignant, infinitely quotable. Your pain will not be pretty. Crying till you vomit is always shit. You cannot romanticize hurt. Or sadness. Or loneliness. You will have homework, and hangovers and bad hair days. The train being late won’t lead to any fateful encounters, it will make you late. Sometimes your work will suck. Sometimes you will suck. Far too often, everything will suck - and not in a Wes Anderson kind of way. And there is no divine consolation - only the knowledge that we will hopefully experience the full spectrum - and that sometimes, just sometimes, life will feel like a Coppola film."
-Letters From Nowhere (via hypno-pompic)I have never read a quote so perfect before in my life. This is exactly what I tell girls I know that want to be oh so very tragic and romantic
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I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add.: sad-queer: non-ableist alternatives for insulting people or...
non-ableist alternatives for insulting people or things!
please do not say “lame”
- cruddy
- annoying
- disappointing
- lousy
- no good
- crummy
- rubbish
- junky
- rotten
- cheesy
- corny
- tacky
please do not say “dumb” or “stupid”
- illogical
- foolish
- silly
- nonsensical
- obtuse
- sophomoric
- ignorant
- incomprehensible
- irrational
- senseless
- vapid
please do not say “crazy,” “psycho,” or “insane”
- ridiculous
- unfathomable
- erratic
- illogical
- unbelievable
- unreasonable
- absurd
- wacky
- eccentric
- out of control
- unpredictable
- wild
- preposterous
- ludicrous
- outlandish
feel free to add on or correct anything (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
The mayor of Iceland gave Bjork this special house in Iceland. Its a little island actually, its not part of Iceland. So Bjork really lives in her own country. This is Bjork’s house. The country where its located is called Moose Gay Moose Tits. This is where Bjork lives.
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